MRT - ation

We're talking today with Cajun Mountain Bike Man, who recently moved up here from the Southern Bayou tribal areas.

So Cajun Man, I understand you've been doing quite a bit of biking around here, and yesterday you did the MRT (Mackenzie River Trail). That's quite a long trail...did you get an early start ? How was the drive over there ?
"Frustration"
Why, what caused that ?
"Defecation imposition"
Ah, I see, a call of nature while you were driving there. So did you pull over at a rest-stop?
"Construction, renovation!"
Oh they were doing some work on the rest-stop so it was closed...how long did you have to wait until the next one ?
"Destination"
Not until you got there, huh. Well I guess it was finally good to get that out of your system.
"Putrification, satisfaction"
Yes those porta-potties can be stinky.
Well, tell us about the trail - did you shuttle it and ride from the top ?
"Repetition"
Wow you did an out-of-back, impressive. How did you feel afterwards ?
"Regurgitation, hallucination"
Tired, huh. Well how was the drive back, more comfortable this time ?
"Exasperation"
Again ? What happened this time ?
"Pollution, procrastination"
Let me guess, you got stuck behind slow-moving trucks and other slow drivers. Well how do you deal with that ?
"Assassination!"
C'mon Cajun Man, you can't be serious...?
"Fabrication..."
Ok well you had me worried there for a second. What did you do when you got home ?
"Inebriation"
Sounds typical. Good talking to you Cajun Man, looking forward to your next adventure.
"Sensation! Confrontation! Miscalculation..."
Yes I'm sure it will be exciting...